Lady Gaga Modest Naked in V Magazine

By Lex July 23, 2013 @ 1:52 PM

Holy crap. It’s like a girl got sucked up into some alien space ship, stripped, probed and punched in the face a few times just so she’d remember them, her chin turned toward the wall so the aliens could pleasure themselves with her nice body but still think about other hotter looking girls, then shat out into a dry river bed in New Mexico, where a photographer found her, propped her up on a stool, and snapped her picture for no apparent reason. But everybody interprets art differently.

Photo Credit: V Magazine

(6) Comments

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    Kanye is an ass 07/23/2013 14:06


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    snoodee 07/23/2013 14:54

    What on earth happened to her eyes, eyebrowser, mouth (lips don’t fit). I’d bang her if she lasered off the tattoos and put a bag over her head and I had 15 whole body condoms. Otherwise, pass.

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    Shortshanks 07/23/2013 15:46

    I’d bang her…..because…well….I LIKE banging……..(AND ph*uckin’)…

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    Shastar 07/23/2013 17:26

    I am going to fap to this until my dick is raw.

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    Stoned Raider 07/23/2013 22:31

    I would like to spend a weekend with her, an ounce of good dope, a couple bottles of Maker’s Mark, and an array of dildos and lubes. Plus, plenty of popcorn and twizzlers.

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    miche the killer 07/24/2013 00:04

    El Chupacabre! No quero! Also, where are her labia hiding? I am uncomfortable being so close to her photoshopped razor burn to believe hiding those suckers were not the work of some poor, poor intern.

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