Lana Del Rey Shows Off Her Tattoo

By Lex July 02, 2013 @ 2:23 PM

Lana Del Rey In A Skimpy Outfit Shooting Her New Music Video In Los Angeles
Girl who have tattoos around their pubes are hot. I don’t care what the tattoo is. It tells the world, I had a guy with a needle inking some shit above my privates so that you can see it when you take off my pants. It also tells the world you’re a girl who got drunk and hates her daddy. That will make you popular with the boys.

Lana Del Rey has been described as a lounge singer, Sinatra-esque, kitschy, old-school, and throwback. If I were her promoter I’d push to have her described as the chick with tattoo above her pussy. Much better sell.

Photo Credit: INF

(5) Comments

  1. avatar
    Beylerbey 07/02/2013 14:38

    I wish I could be that gangsta.

  2. avatar
    miche the killer 07/02/2013 14:56

    That’s a LOT more jiggle in the middle than I was expecting… I mean, it’s fine and all. but. huh.

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    Doo Doo Fresh 07/02/2013 14:56

    Girls that are one bout of depression away from being overweight should probably skip the stomach tats.

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    Digital Wonderbread 07/02/2013 15:05

    I can’t read with my eyes closed.

  5. avatar
    Shortshanks 07/03/2013 10:49

    I’d ph*ck that baby-fat belly button six ways to Sunday…..

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