Lindsay Lohan Leaves Rehab

By Lex July 31, 2013 @ 11:40 AM

Lindsay Lohan Leaves Cliffside Malibu Rehab Center After Finishing Her 90 Day Stay
Rehab was very good to Lindsay Lohan and her breasts, swollen with pride at surviving three months of hanging out at the beach and smoking cigarettes and owning her addictions. Statistically speaking, there’s only a hundred percent chance that Lindsay will start using again. She should probably leave her smaller cocaine body bras packed in a bag for her next visit.

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(2) Comments

  1. avatar
    Joey Jojo Junior Shabadoo 07/31/2013 12:16

    All her bags are packed, she’s ready for blow. She’s standin’ here outside your door. She’s going to wake you up to get real high. Now the dawn is breakin’ it’s early morn. The taxi’s waitin’ he’s blowin’ his horn but she’s already done an 8 ball, so she may die. She’s leaving rehab on a jet plane, don’t know when she’ll be back again…

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    Mud Nugget 07/31/2013 13:50

    i wanna hate her but I love her tits

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