If you ran a Body Mass Index on Nicole Richie, it would come back with a score of ‘eat some fucking food already’. I say that lovingly. I don’t want to see somebody claimed by anorexia and then I become like my aunt who tells the Karen Carpenter story over and over again. None of Nicole’s works have ever touched me like Interplanetary Craft apparently did my aunt. I’d have to fake it and talk glowingly to the next generation about The Simple Life or something. That would suck. Just eat already.
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