Nicole Richie In A Gold Bikini

By Lex July 29, 2013 @ 3:54 PM

Nicole Richie In A Gold Bikini On A Yacht In Cannes
If you ran a Body Mass Index on Nicole Richie, it would come back with a score of ‘eat some fucking food already’. I say that lovingly. I don’t want to see somebody claimed by anorexia and then I become like my aunt who tells the Karen Carpenter story over and over again. None of Nicole’s works have ever touched me like Interplanetary Craft apparently did my aunt. I’d have to fake it and talk glowingly to the next generation about The Simple Life or something. That would suck. Just eat already.

Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin

(3) Comments

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    Beylerbey 07/29/2013 16:39

    I’m going to need at least a few days between Weiner and Richie posts. Thank you.

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    Admiral 07/29/2013 19:20

    I guess she likes feeling weak all the time. I bet she sleeps a lot.

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    Stoned Raider 07/29/2013 23:08

    Why won’t they feed it? It looks so hungry.

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