Nicole Richie Weighs Less Than You Think, If You’re Thinking 100 Lbs

Nicole Richie, whoever sunk your battleship and made you stop eating, just let it go. You’re married, you’ve got kids. This is the time to pack on a few fat rings. I’m sorry your dad sold you to Lionel Richie for six bucks and a bus transfer. Eat a god damn sandwich already. You’re scaring people.

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