Playboy Says 'No Thanks' To Farrah Abraham's Titties

Farrah Abraham, everyone's favorite ATM mom, tried to put a little class in that ass by begging Playboy to let her pose nude. They politely told her to go fuck herself. She first approached the legendary smut peddlers when her porn...er...sex tape was released. She figured she could capitalize on that to get a centerfold. Hef said he was not interested in seeing her muff in his magazine. And not just because he loves dick. She tried again this month because posing in Playboy had always been a "lifelong dream". Way to dream big, Backdoor Teen Mom  . Playboy again told her to take her brand spanking new titty balls elsewhere. But where is elsewhere for Farrah? I'm guessing counter work at Wendy's where at least teen boys can have a giggle ordering a Biggee Shake from her register.

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