Playboy Says ‘No Thanks’ To Farrah Abraham’s Titties

By Jack July 15, 2013 @ 2:08 PM

Farrah Abraham, everyone’s favorite ATM mom, tried to put a little class in that ass by begging Playboy to let her pose nude. They politely told her to go fuck herself. She first approached the legendary smut peddlers when her porn…er…sex tape was released. She figured she could capitalize on that to get a centerfold. Hef said he was not interested in seeing her muff in his magazine. And not just because he loves dick. She tried again this month because posing in Playboy had always been a “lifelong dream”. Way to dream big, Backdoor Teen Mom  . Playboy again told her to take her brand spanking new titty balls elsewhere. But where is elsewhere for Farrah? I’m guessing counter work at Wendy’s where at least teen boys can have a giggle ordering a Biggee Shake from her register.

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(4) Comments

  1. Admiral 07/15/2013 14:14

    Titty balls, haha!

  2. RangerLG 07/15/2013 14:43

    Can we adjust the Crowd Favorites please? That motorcycle thing really creeps me out. How about all Kate Upton?

  3. RangerLG 07/15/2013 14:47

    We’ve all seen her tits and her asshole. Those are the things most of us are interested in, and she made those even less interesting.

  4. Shortshanks 07/15/2013 19:10

    Does she even HAVE a “muff”….???

    ….or is it more like a Corian counter-top…..

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