Renee Alway Of America’s Next Top Model Arrested, Again

The fourth arrest this year for former Next Top Model finalist Renee Alway confirms my suspicion that the second most common occupation among models who can’t get jobs is burglary and petty theft. Prostitution is obviously the first. So obvious that we almost should just call prostitution ‘modeling plus’. But the ones who can’t find work in the business, and can’t make recreational drug ends meet with just the Pretty Woman bit, then it’s mostly robbing homes in Palm Springs, like Renee Alway did, with a gun. If there’s but one piece of modern feminist advice I could give to really good looking young women — marry a rich guy before you’re 25. It’ll help with all the dumb decisions you might make later on.

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