Serena Williams Has Been Defeated; You May Now Return to Your Homes

By Lex July 01, 2013 @ 6:22 PM

To fight monsters, we built monsters. Well, we didn’t. But the Germans did. Sabine Lisicki. She felled the beast in relatively easy fashion by tiring out the older Serena’s legs by moving her all over the court throughout. I don’t care that Serena can military press the mass of several small island nations. You got no legs, you go down. Following the match, Serena was loaded onto the back of a tractor-trailer and driven to an undisclosed location in the West of England. For their part, the jubilant Germans celebrated victory by killing their nation’s last remaining bagelmaker.

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    Raymond K. Hessel 07/02/2013 08:14

    So… this wasn’t really a story to crack on the leviathan that is Serena, but more an opportunity to show a dozen shots of her beast-ness, and not one of the MUCH more attractive Lisicki.

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