To fight monsters, we built monsters. Well, we didn't. But the Germans did. Sabine Lisicki. She felled the beast in relatively easy fashion by tiring out the older Serena's legs by moving her all over the court throughout. I don't care that Serena can military press the mass of several small island nations. You got no legs, you go down. Following the match, Serena was loaded onto the back of a tractor-trailer and driven to an undisclosed location in the West of England. For their part, the jubilant Germans celebrated victory by killing their nation's last remaining bagelmaker.
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