I can only imagine the tingles in her perfect Barbie Doll labia Taylor Swift felt when she first heard Carly Simon's boyfriend ripping classic, You're So Vain. Carly Simon never revealed who the song was about but I think the common wisdom was James Taylor when he was young and had hair and just writing the first of a hundred songs that would all sound exactly the same. Taylor Swift's dream was to duet on the song with Carly Simon herself. A dream she shared with her mindless teen girl minions on social media, allowing them to go extra crazy when she brought the real Carly Simon up on stage to gesticulate and mug and pretend to sing the song. Meanwhile, a few large gals in the background with real talent provided the actual vocals. It was really a great moment in male bashing. Taylor might still be tingling.