Teresa And Joe Giudice Indicted For Bank Fraud

There’s really nothing more satisfying than when a reality star goes to prison. I mean, short of a sex tape from the few good looking ones, this is the best you can hope for. It’s some kind of Karmic justice against all the annoying people in the world wrapped up into the cell block rape of some identifiable names. I’ve never seen the Real Housewives of New Jersey because I have male parts, but I’m told Teresa Giudice and her husband Joe are two of the big stars. I guess the happy Jersey couple maybe kind of lied and defrauded the shit out of their finances and taxes and business deals over the past decade and are now facing thirty years in real scary prison. It’s going to be a scramble for Bravo to replace these two con artists on the show. Though I suppose scraping up some dog crap and painting a pair of fake titties on it wouldn’t take that long.

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