The Royal Baby Already Looks Like a Royal Pain in the Ass

Somebody has to say it. I’m already sick of this kid and every middle aged woman who wants to steal him. Sure, Kate and William look perfect in their mixed and matched wardrobe consulted casual blue with their new son. But the minute they stop pretending they’re going to be that future king’s caretakers and hand him off to the wet nurse and staff, he’s going to turn into a major league a-hole. I’m not blaming him. We’d all be tremendously buggy fucks if we learned how to say ‘Now, servant wench!’ before we learned how to walk. There’s at least five future beat downs this kid is going to need that he’s never going to get. Maybe he’ll start a war with France.