The Tale Of Porn Star Andy San Dimas, A Cop, And A Unicorn Mask

By Jack July 19, 2013 @ 3:24 PM

Porn star Andy San Dimas got in some trouble at a Pittsburgh Pirates game for what you would expect: dancing like a slut while wearing a unicorn mask. Sure, we’ve all gotten wasted and pranced around in short shorts and a mask of a mythological beast, but there is a time and place and a baseball game isn’t it. She was told to sit down by an usher and when she refused she was taken to baseball jail. That’s when one of the cops told her that he wanted to wear her unicorn mask. Why wouldn’t he want to feel magical and pretty. Now the cop is under investigation and may lose his job.

Porn stars are strange creatures, not unlike the mythical unicorn except that unicorns don’t usually get paid to go ass to mouth. It’s not fair for the cop to lose his job because he wore the mask. Now, if he’d banged Andy while wearing the mask then maybe that goes against office policy. The moral of the story is that you should generally not do anything a porn star suggests. They’ve made really bad life decisions.

(Photo: Instagram)

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(1) Comment

  1. hermanity 07/19/2013 18:02

    There is a meme / public lunacy project called The Unicorn Army where people wear these unicorn masks in public, and then take photos for posting and sharing online. Many of the people participating in this work in the adult industry.

    You can see the history of this crap here at their Twitter account :
    https://twitter.com/theunicornarmy

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