Victoria’s Secret Angels In Spandex For Charity

I don’t know whose idea it was to grab really good looking women from all around the world and pay them to model intimate female apparel. But it was a really fucking great idea. Still, I bet the guy who came up with that idea for Victoria’s Secret probably didn’t get paid as much as the guy who figured out the whole Middle Eastern sweat shop thing for the company. If I ran things, I’d have made the model finder guy my V.P, fired the sweatshop guy. and I’d pay hot U.S. co-eds way too much money to stitch together panties in my guest bedroom. We’d have to raise our prices by 800%, but I’d visit the guest bedroom every day until we went out of business.

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