Remember little Abigail Breslin from that movie where she played the slightly retarded little beauty pageant girl which got her an Academy Award nomination at age nine or something. She looks different now. Something has changed. I can’t quite put my finger on it. I think it’s the hair. What? Her tits? She’s seventeen for God’s sakes. What kind of decent man would allow himself to stare endlessly at those perfectly round, nubile, and most definitely porn-fantasy squeezable young boobs. STFU. It’s definitely the hair.
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