Adriana Lima Danced With Some Other Women For Miu Miu (VIDEO)

The women’s fashion brand Miu Miu released a video to promote its new fall and winter line, and while I don’t know much about women’s clothing other than underwear made from Fruit Roll-Ups, it appears that the theme of this campaign is pissed off bipolar 1950s lesbian. Featured prominently in the video is Victoria’s Secret supermodel Adriana Lima, who keeps pretending like she’s going to make out with the other models, and I have to be honest – I’m not going to buy the expensive women’s clothing if Adriana’s just going to be a tease.

I may be a pervert, but I have to stick by my goddamned principles.