Amanda Bynes’ doctors have asked for an emergency conservatorship from the judge so they can keep her at the madhouse. There was supposed to be a hearing today to see if her parents could get temporary conservatorship of the former child star turned national self-mumbling street roamer. The doctors said that she isn’t well enough to go to the hearing and that the judge has to go to the funny farm himself to decide what to do. How fucking crazy must you be that you are too insane to go to court to see if you are so crazy that your parents have to take care of you? That’s like some straight jacket in a padded cell kind of shit. Doctors can only request this option if the individual is “gravely disabled as a result of a mental disorder.” It’s one thing when we call her fucking nuts, it’s another thing when guys who actually went to school to study mental health label her fucking nuts. Amanda has gone over to the other side. We’ll just have to imagine what kind of crazy ass getup she would have worn to court. That’s a missed opportunity.