Amber Tamblyn Tapped to Be Obligatory Gay Character on Two and a Half Men

Eventually, every show on television will be about funny, well-adjusted, compassionate gay people showing straight people how stupid and hypocritical they are. Yeah, once in a while this will mean a show with two reasonably hot chicks making out, but for the most part, it’s just going to be an endless not so subtle attempt by Hollywood to make gay people much more awesome than non-gay people. Personally, I could care less about gay pendulums swinging, setting examples for the children, or the role of media in defining our cultural norms, I just want to see some tits on basic cable before the Good Lord calls me home. Can somebody start working on this civil rights travesty?

Here’s Amber Tamblyn. She’s going to play the lesbian daughter on Two and a Half Men starting next season, replacing all the funny actors they fired.

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