Backdoor Teen Mom Fans Rush to Buy Farrah Abrahams Free Shit

By Lex August 26, 2013 @ 1:59 PM

Farrah Abraham Wears A Kiss Bikini On The Beach In Ft Lauderdale
Backdoor Teen Mom is doing alright. She didn’t get The AIDS from her sex tape and now she’s got some indescribably sad members of the virtual community buying her $13K worth of free shit. Last week, Farrah Abraham made an Amazon wish list of stuff she wanted presumably men to buy her. Lamps, shoes, shoe lamps, other overpriced knick knack and fashion shit that she thought a bunch of tools with zero impulse control would buy her because they saw her take James Deen up her ass. Also, because she has a daughter who will someday grow up to probably do the same. And, everybody laughed at the anal banging mom for being stupid and and a whore. But it turned out only half of that is true. Every single item got bought.

“So I mean everyone has their own money, everyone strives to buy their own things, but I’m fortunate I guess because I receive amazing gifts all the time from people. So I think any negative comments can be kept to themselves.” — Farrah Abraham, reflecting.

Because you can not possibly overestimate the stupidity of the common jerking man.

Here’s Backdoor Teen Mom in a KISS bikini. She’s no slob.

Photo Credit: Splash

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(6) Comments

  1. SilentMic 08/26/2013 14:08

    Does “indescribably sad members buying her free shit” include website journalists paying for her press photos?

  2. Gildorg 08/26/2013 18:56

    I would bang her ass until my dick fell off…

    Just saying…

  3. Shastar 08/26/2013 22:22

    I’d still stick my penis into her vagina, If you know what i mean.^_~

  4. Doctor Mindbender 08/26/2013 22:32

    Yes, I also would engage in sexual intercourse with her.

  5. Gorgo 08/27/2013 01:34

    Everybody hates this girl, but she has a great body and shouldn’t be ashamed of showing it off.

    Her asshole is pretty mangled, though.

  6. Shortshanks 08/27/2013 08:59

    This chick would be worth a fu*ck….if I was the type of guy who LIKED fu*ckin’

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