Carmen Electra Still Seems Interesting

Carmen Electra Tweeted over the weekend that she was hanging out at the Funny or Die studios while recording a new video, thus finally answering the question, “Hey, is Carmen Electra still alive?” Apparently she’s alive and well, because despite not doing much these days, she’s looking pretty amazing for 41-years old, which lends proof to my theory that Dave Navarro is actually a tiny fairy king, and the women who sleep with him are injected with an anti-aging fairy dust. And probably syphilis, too, but that’s just a matter of taking the good with the bad.