Chris Brown Says The LA DA Is Racist

August 24, 2013 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

Everyone’s favorite woman beating dickhole, Chris Brown, is accusing the LA County DA of racism for not accepting his bogus community service forms. It seems that the “singer” fudged some of his community service hours and the DA was all like, “Nuh uh. I call bullshit Chris Brown!”, and he was all like, “Hell yes, bitch! Y’all are racist”. He had to fulfil the community service as part of his sentence for beating the living dogshit out of Rihanna. The judge added another 1000 hours to his sentence for being a shitdick. But in Chris Brown land the fact that they won’t accept his bullshit hours makes the DA racist. Sure, the LA County DA is a Black woman, but so what? Brown tweeted,

“Nigga done 6 months community service wit police and the DA racist ass crying to the judge that I didn’t do it.  Fuck the SYSTEM!”

This guy really is the biggest fucking toolbag on earth. Look dude, you beat up a really famous woman. What the fuck did you think was going to happen? He got off easy with some community service hours due, I’m sure, to the fact that in America it doesn’t matter what color your skin is so long as you are rich and famous. Yeah, real racist. I hope Chris Brown goes to jail one day and gets his crannies violated by a racially mixed biker.

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