Courtney Stodden Turns 19 Today

August 30, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments

The bipolar Chinese woman who kidnapped me from my home and raised me as her own didn’t believe in making a big deal out of anniversaries, so I know what it’s like to be shafted come birthday time. Courtney Stodden is obviously feelings the pangs of spending her birthday in the Celebrity Big Brother House, apart from her elderly husband and seemingly without the makeup that keeps her bulging tits from looking like the four square balls that got left out in the sun too long on the playground.

Photo Credit: Courtney Stodden/Twitter, WENN

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