I always thought it would be pretty hard to forget the fact that model Elisabetta Canalis followed up her relationship with George Clooney by dating Steve-o (twice), because that’s not a step down. That’s walking out the front door and stepping off the Grand Canyon. But then, I just forgot all about it, because I’m way more focused on this picture of her ass that she posted to her Instagram account on Monday.
Hell, I just forgot my own name and where to send my child support payments. That’ll hold up in a court of law, right? That I was distracted by Elisabetta’s ass? It sounds legit.