Elisabetta Canalis Shows Us Her Good Side

By Travis August 07, 2013 @ 9:00 AM

I always thought it would be pretty hard to forget the fact that model Elisabetta Canalis followed up her relationship with George Clooney by dating Steve-o (twice), because that’s not a step down. That’s walking out the front door and stepping off the Grand Canyon. But then, I just forgot all about it, because I’m way more focused on this picture of her ass that she posted to her Instagram account on Monday.

Hell, I just forgot my own name and where to send my child support payments. That’ll hold up in a court of law, right? That I was distracted by Elisabetta’s ass? It sounds legit.

wwtdd

(1) Comment

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    Admiral 08/07/2013 09:57

    Well, if she’s not good enough for Clooney, she’s not good enough for me. Actually, I think Clooney has a contract that he’ll show up with women to events so they can be seen. He elevates them, probably for lots and lots of money. It’s marketing.

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