Farrah Abraham Will Not Be Forgotten

By Lex August 05, 2013 @ 6:01 PM

Farrah Abraham In Low Cut White Top Posing For The Camera In Fort Lauderdale
With news of the new Sydney Leathers sex tape arriving, Teen Mom Farrah Abraham snapped into action and took some photos to show off her tits. It was a measured move in a battle ongoing between Farrah and all untalented girls looking to make a buck off their fifteen minutes of fame by way of porn. Like Lycan vs. Vampire, or whatever that battle is that fuels all those metrosexual supernatural shows on second tier network. It’s an underworld, often unseen battle, but make no mistake about it, by the time Octomom tweets about painful anal fissures, Chyna and Montana Fishburne are halfway to the studio for scat play videos.

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(4) Comments

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    Admiral 08/05/2013 20:10

    Speaking of vampires, I just watched Byzantine, which was probably the best vampire movie I’ve seen since Interview With A Vampire.
    That’s better time spent than reading these articles about loser girls with no talent.

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    Admiral 08/05/2013 20:11

    Abraham’s implants have settled nicely, though.

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    Beylerbey 08/05/2013 23:11

    Wonderfully ironic that the girl in the “3 Reasons You’ll Never Date This Girl” ad is herself a professional (Piper Fawn).

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    Doo Doo Fresh 08/06/2013 10:35

    She’s like the Ken Shamrock of D list celebs. Get a clue and just go away.

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