I Missed International Go Topless Day Again

I can respect a bunch of dowdy feminists with flap jacky tits protesting the right to go topless on Venice Beach just like the dudes do. I just can’t admire people who half-ass their shit. We’ve seen the angry Ukranian feminists. They cover their boobs in nothing but smeared crayon messages taken straight from their old socialist university textbooks. They’re not hiding behind pasties like these non-committing titty rights supporters. We got unattractive nude British people protesting something stupid about bike riding. Then some of them moved on to pretend to be naked cats at the zoo for another protest. Yeah, even less attractive women should be allowed to suntan their jugs at the beach. But, righteous American feminists, lose the pasties. Go big or go home to dad and yell at his ass about something.

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