Kim Kardashian Starting a Baby Clothing Line

By Lex August 06, 2013 @ 3:15 PM


While some people see births and marriages and divorces and death as stressful life cycle events, the Kardashians see these are money making opportunities. No sooner has Kim delivered her bastard baby that she’s announced plans to get together with her fashion buddies and start a fashion line for babies.

“It is very cute to design for babies. [It would be] soft colors, pastels, something very dreamy and still trendy,” said Kim’s designer friend Lloyd Klein, trying to sound gayer than any gay man ever before him.

This baby clothing line will be pretentious and stupid and baseless and Kim will make millions from it. Because that’s how nature takes money from dumb people and transfers it to people who are just as dumb but far more ambitious.

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