Kris Jenner Canceled

By Lex August 28, 2013 @ 3:23 PM

Man, how I was pulling for Kris Jenner to succeed with her talk show. According to a report from RadarOnline, Fox has declined to go forward with the show. Sure, as legal manager to her children’s vast whoring salaries she skims ten percent off the top, plus whatever she can cheat out of their accounts since she had the foresight not to let the girls learn any math. That many millions of dollars each year going right to the factory that sprays, cuts, and injects her to effortless youthful beauty. But the Kris Jenner talk show, that was her baby. Her solo bid. Her chance to show Van Halen that David Lee Roth was the show. And she might’ve even got away with it but those nosy kids at Fox who dug up a report showing that nobody liked Kris Jenner or was interested to ever hear anything she had to say about anything. Upon hearing the news, Kris was physically unable to achieve a sad face.

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(1) Comment

  1. teutonic 08/28/2013 20:54

    There is hope for the world yet (even Fox)

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