Kris Jenner Snaps Into Action (VIDEO)

By Lex August 01, 2013 @ 10:13 AM






Do you ever go to the zoo and stare into the monkey cage and wonder what the monkeys are thinking back? Probably why the fuck are all these people staring at me stupidly while I’m scratching my ass with a twig. They know something’s messed up. So they bounce around and snort and flick their shit at you.

Here’s Kris Jenner running across the lawn to try and confront a spectator outside her neatly constructed habitat. The camera cuts off before she can start flinging her feces.

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(1) Comment

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    Kenny Powers 08/02/2013 01:24

    This is where WWTDD jumped the shark, tripped, fell and drowned.

    This site can’t hold a candle to what wwtdd used to be. It’s pathetic. This site focuses WAY too much on the Kardashin Klan. In this post there’s no shots taken at Kris’, this is like any other gossip site that worships the Klan’s every step. Hell, there’s a post of the UNDERAGE Kendall Jenner in a bikini. Who wants to see that? This family is the worst and you’re not even reminding of that, you’re reporting their every move.

    Don’t try to be something you’re not, be who you are. These writers and this site, is NOT wwtdd. Let it go. Change the name or bring Brendan back. At least wwtdd used to be different. Seriously, I enjoyed this site and bookmarked it because it was a different, although vulgar and at times sparse, but I always knew I could come to wwtdd and read things that were unique, hilarious and real.

    Please, if you wish to improve this site’s “good” name and popularity, take a look at what you’re doing. Evaluate your writing and the work of the other writers. Is it different than what others sites do? Even though Brendan didn’t post as often or as consistently as the site currently is, I knew I would find stuff I read DAYS before on other sites. Even if Brendan was “late” on “news”, his words were different from what I previously read. If you find a story elsewhere and are unable to offer a different/better perspective on the story than your source, don’t bother. I’d rather see a headline, picture and link than regurgitation, sometimes delayed. Are you attempting to write like Brendan used to and/or not writing what YOU feel? STOP. Be yourself. Read the comments on almost any random post and you’ll find other (former) loyal readers can tell when you’re attempting to write like Brendan. Don’t try and write like him, he made this site doing his thing, imitators stand out like a backwards thumb.

    I want to bookmark this site again and come to this site for NEW stories I haven’t seen elsewhere. Or at least come here for interesting perspectives not the same stuff I can find on Jezebel, Gawker or somewhere like tmz with all the underage and Kardash. klan articles.

    Please and thank you.

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