Kylie Jenner Had A Better Birthday Than You

By Travis August 22, 2013 @ 10:00 AM

Kylie Jenner turned 16-years old back on August 10, and she posted the above image of her brand new Mercedes G Class SUV to Instagram to remind everyone that her family is wealthier than everyone else because her older sister, Kim Kardashian, made a sex tape. But the fun didn’t stop with the Mercedes or her big Sweet 16 party that featured Drake and Big Sean performing for 150 of her “friends.”

Kris Jenner also sent each guest home with a gift bag valued at more than $1,000, according to TMZ, as they all contained 808 Headphones, iPod speakers, the Kardashians’ own makeup line and those expensive socks that Rob Kardashian is making so he can tell people he’s a fashion designer.

Unfortunately, the bags did not contain any ricin or flesh-eating bacteria, as that would have been the greatest gift to the rest of us.

(2) Comments

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    Ole Stinker 08/22/2013 13:01

    I’m honestly curious. Given that the guy who writes Kim, Khloe, and Kourtney’s personal websites works a few cubicles down from you, why do you need to go to TMZ for insider information?

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    Warlord Dave 08/22/2013 17:59

    And the starving kids in Africa all rejoiced!

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