I remember my sixteenth birthday. My buddies covered my share of a case of Genny Light and another friend who worked the late shift at Taco Bell served us up an eight pound version of a Nachos Bell Grande for a couple bucks when we came in around closing. Such happy memories for about six dollars. The Kardashians go a little bigger. For Kylie's Sweet 16 over the weekend they rented out the AT&T center in Los Angeles and held an Alice in Wonderland themed party which saw all the Kardashians follow Kris Jenner down the whoring rabbit hole. Drake made an appearance, to sing soulfully to Kylie in the manner of a half-Jewish child actor from Canada. For her part, Kylie flashed her edgy painted fingernails that included FXCK, the logo for the Fuck Cancer organization, and a handgun, which I think was the same one they shot Drake with when he was still Jimmy on DeGrassi The Next Generation. Price tag: more than six dollars.
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