Lady Gaga took a ride in an old convertible without any pants on to celebrate the debut of her music video ‘Applause’ on Good Morning America. Throngs of moderately retarded fans cheered in the streets of New York as Gaga made her way slowly toward the ABC studios like a conquering hero. The celebratory mood was broken when a shawarma vendor grumbled under his breath that Gaga’s music is boring and repetitive and she looks like Chumley from Tennessee Tuxedo. The crowd quickly dispersed and everyone went home disillusioned. The last person left was forced to wipe her shmear off the backseat.
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