Lamar Busted Trying to Escape Kardashian County

August 30, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments

He might’ve been drinking or doing some other shit too. In general, not a good idea to be driving on the freeway under the speed limit in the middle of the night. Not when the Kardashians own that stretch of the 101 around Calabasas, their loyal deputies spread out across the byways to ensure nobody leaves, not alive. Lamar had his chance to run, he got weak. Now he’s done. There’s no basketball in his future. just Khloe’s big paw pressed over his nose and mouth sending Lamar to the same happy place she the kitty she accidentally sat on in the third grade.

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