Lamar Busted Trying to Escape Kardashian County

By Lex August 30, 2013 @ 1:45 PM

He might’ve been drinking or doing some other shit too. In general, not a good idea to be driving on the freeway under the speed limit in the middle of the night. Not when the Kardashians own that stretch of the 101 around Calabasas, their loyal deputies spread out across the byways to ensure nobody leaves, not alive. Lamar had his chance to run, he got weak. Now he’s done. There’s no basketball in his future. just Khloe’s big paw pressed over his nose and mouth sending Lamar to the same happy place she the kitty she accidentally sat on in the third grade.

(6) Comments

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    MacDaddy 08/30/2013 14:19

    Huh?? who edits this sh*t?

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    Al Bundy 08/30/2013 15:19

    Not sure what the hell purpose of this post was.

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    SilentMic 08/30/2013 15:48

    Man, that stretch of freeway by Calabasas is completely unpatrolled, free from cops at all times. Try the other side of Sepulveda, ie not KardashiLand

    …if you’re going to take the time to write a post about nothing, I’m going to write an equally worthless response, but with actual facts.

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    Shortshanks 08/31/2013 12:25

    Non one gives a shit….

  5. avatar
    Shortshanks 08/31/2013 12:33

    …and no one…

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    mikelindereatsgroin 08/31/2013 15:07

    looking forward to the post by jack in which travis and lex both die of a combination of ebola, aids and rape trauma

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