Lauren Silverman Leaves K-Mart With Her Sister

By Lex August 06, 2013 @ 11:18 AM

Lauren Silverman In A Tight Yellow Skirt With Her Sister Leaving K-Mart In The Hamptons
I feel pretty sorry for Lauren Silverman’s grade school kid. He didn’t do nothing to nobody, now he’s got a half-brother coming by way of Simon Cowell who knocked up his mom who his dad is divorcing the shit out of. I always feel bad for the children. It’s the simpleton’s way of assessing a situation.

Here’s Lauren with her sister who has suddenly shown up with perfect hair now that cameras are all over the place. Maybe she’ll make a baby with Randy.

Photo Credit: Splash

(2) Comments

  1. avatar
    Heath 08/06/2013 13:14

    Why is her halter top tied up so high?? WHAT DOES THIS WOMAN HAVE TO HIDE?!

  2. avatar
    Beylerbey 08/06/2013 14:11

    Maybe she can get Coward to stop wearing nothing but Hanes V-necks that highlight his mantits and fat folds. And maybe make his face less punchable.

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