Lindsay Lohan Gets Very Topless in The Canyons

Once people figured that The Canyons was not going to be some remarkable Paul Schrader comeback film, but just a pile of directorial off-smelling spunk, all anybody cared about was whether or not Lindsay Lohan was going to show her tits. She does. Lots of them. Not quite as big as her recent out-of-rehab grandmotherly choke hold tits, but still an impressive offering. You can see Lindsay Lohan tits HERE. I can’t show you her bare nipples on here or NASA disintegrates my apartment with a laser from space or something like that. I believe pretty much whatever anybody tells me. That thing they told me about The Canyons sucking but Lindsay shows her tits a bunch did seem to pan out.