Madonna Paintballs With Her Family

By Lex August 12, 2013 @ 6:12 PM

Madonna Goes Paintballing With Her Family In The South Of France
Don’t think Madonna is adopting kids from around the globe and training them in weapons combat just to win more UNICEF medals. Madonna is tied deep into the seventh layer of the Kabbalah mystics. She knows what kinds of apocalyptic dangers are on the horizon. She’s building a freaking Benetton midget army to hold the temple. Also, now that her boyfriend is eighteen, he can use the real paint pellets so it’s much more fun.

Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin

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