Mila Kunis Turns 30

By Lex August 14, 2013 @ 4:40 PM

Mila Kunis In The November 2012 Issue Of Esquire
Everybody loves Mila Kunis. Not only does every guy want to bang her, but every girl I’ve ever met lists her as a girl they find hot. That’s some magical power right there when you can get both genders wanting to buy you a drink. As far as I know, Mila has only had two real boyfriends in her life, Macauley Culkin and Ashton Kutcher. I think you can construct a pattern theory that explains why you’re the next name to fall in that lucky bastard list.

(6) Comments

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    Beylerbey 08/14/2013 17:15

    Never got the dark Russians.

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    Pimp 08/14/2013 19:47

    Uhh, I’m a guy and I don’t want to bang her. Her stupid masculine raspy voice and annoying scrunched up face.. so much better out there.

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    Admiral 08/14/2013 22:05

    That smokey eye makeup is tattooed on, apparently. I’ve never seen her without it. Make a girl’s eyes bigger and she’s 20% hotter.

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    mercury 08/15/2013 02:45

    I’d gladly hit it!

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    658811 08/15/2013 06:39

    up until you see her without make-up, she’s doable…

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    Hugh G. Rection 08/15/2013 18:10

    Hitting this was just about the only thing Ashton Kutcher has done right.

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