Miley Cyrus Twerks With Robin Thicke Onstage At The VMAs (VIDEO)

By Lex August 26, 2013 @ 11:49 AM








I’m not sure what you call it when a retarded chick with massive white dental caps and nubby hair knots starts grinding on an older dude dressed like Beetlejuice, but where I come from, we call it highly watchable. Maxim’s may have tied their sinking ship to the flounder face of Miley Cyrus, I just want to see her simulate sex. I’ll pretty much watch any woman not heavier than ‘needing to lose a few’ grind their privates in public display. Everybody is worried about the harmful message Miley might be sending to her young teen female audience that empowerment comes through grinding your honeydew onto some dudes lap. But nobody is considering the half glass full perspective for high school boys everywhere. Twerking is going to be very very good to them.

Photo Credit: Splash, WENN

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(8) Comments

  1. avatar
    JBizzle 08/26/2013 12:00

    I threw up a lot.

  2. avatar
    Al Bundy 08/26/2013 12:22

    Can’t get into Miley Cyrus over that f*cked up hair of hers.

  3. avatar
    .BALLS. 08/26/2013 12:36

    Please cut out her tongue

  4. avatar
    LoK 08/26/2013 13:04

    Getting disgusted by her

  5. avatar
    miche the killer 08/26/2013 13:04

    I’m not one for telling people how to raise their kids, but I think when she pretends to toss the salad of a big black girl in tights, it’s safe to say Billy Ray really dropped the ball on this one. And if she’s still engaged to the Lesser Hemsworth, he needs to put her across his knee or saddle up for a train with some black cock b/c this can really only end 2 ways.

  6. avatar
    Al (Ted) Bundy 08/26/2013 13:47

    Chuck D seems to have lost his edge.

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    Shastar 08/26/2013 21:54

    It’s like watching the death of music in horrific slow motion…

  8. avatar
    DC_X 08/26/2013 23:22

    All I care about is that ass, couldn’t care less about her hair.

    Do we owe Jamie Foxx an apology?

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