According to defense attorney, Polina Polonsky, she and Lamar Odom fell ‘in love’ this past June, causing them to spend lots of alone time together at her apartment and various hotel and motel rooms around L.A. The two lovers on the run were ever just one step ahead of a berserking Khloe Kardashian who smashed in hotel room doors at at least two locations while on the hunt for Lamar and his new skeez. I don’t know whether or not to believe Polansky’s accounts but she sure kept very detailed notes (and reportedly passed a polygraph):
July 13 – Khloe shows up 5:30 in the morning and starts banging on the door of the room Lamar and Polina were sharing at the Vagabond Inn. While Khloe was screaming outside the door and making a scene, Lamar was calling someone to come and get her. Paulina says Khloe charged into the room and started swinging at her. Lamar had to grab Khloe by her hoodie to restrain her and pull her back. Lamar took Khloe into the hallway and,Polina shut the door for her own safety, but could hear them screaming and cursing at each other in the hall. She banged on the door and told them to leave before they got arrested.
I don’t know if it’s true, but it’s really fucking funny. Khloe’s family denies the allegations and the person who pretends to be Khloe on Twitter has doubled her output of mindlessly positive droll. It’s been a tough time for Khloe of late, with losing her job on X-Factor due to the scourge of illiteracy, not being able to have a bastard baby of her own like her sisters, and now a cheating man. Still, you know Khloe can turn this around into a ghost written top seller. Something about growing from pain and life lessons learned. Khloe: Better than Ever. Just in time for holiday gift buying season.