Olivia Wilde Is Really Good Looking

By Lex August 20, 2013 @ 4:18 PM

Olivia Wilde In Cut Out Dress Arriving At The Late Show In New York
Olivia Wilde is a particularly fetching young lady. I can’t help but feel that if I had a girlfriend who looked like Olivia, I would go out socially far more often. In fact, every night. I’d swing one arm around her in the ownership stance and with the free hand point toward her and call out, ‘yeah, this is the lady I be boning’ to every person we passed. Then Olivia would tell me to stop doing dumb-ass shit like that, I’d tell her to stop being so uptight, then she’d start crying and confess that she slept with the tall handsome guy from my rec basketball team and she’d pack her things and leave. That’s how all my relationships end, but at least I could brag about this one.

Photo Credit: INFphoto.com, FameFlynet, WENN

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(6) Comments

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    Hugh G. Rection 08/20/2013 16:54

    I’d take Olivia Munn over Olivia Wilde any day.

  2. avatar
    AyWhole 08/20/2013 17:16

    Its more likely that you slept with the tall handsome guy on your basketball team, mary.

  3. avatar
    Forgeflow 08/20/2013 17:28

    “I’d take Olivia Munn over Olivia Wilde any day.”
    Is that you, Shane?

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    The Mildly Tanned Knight 08/20/2013 18:29

    That title should read, “Olivia Wilde has a really good makeup artist.”

    If you’ve ever seen her without her makeup, you wouldn’t be talking about how she’s your dream girlfriend (well, unless you’re fond of mediocre looking middle-aged women with the body of a 12 year-old boy).

  5. avatar
    Shortshanks 08/20/2013 19:27

    The Mildly Tanned Knight…………

    …..there is no reason to disparage Peepers and Roken….

  6. avatar
    Shortshanks 08/20/2013 19:39

    The Mildly Tanned Knight…………

    …..there is no reason to disparage Peepers and R0ken….

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