Olivia Wilde is a particularly fetching young lady. I can’t help but feel that if I had a girlfriend who looked like Olivia, I would go out socially far more often. In fact, every night. I’d swing one arm around her in the ownership stance and with the free hand point toward her and call out, ‘yeah, this is the lady I be boning’ to every person we passed. Then Olivia would tell me to stop doing dumb-ass shit like that, I’d tell her to stop being so uptight, then she’d start crying and confess that she slept with the tall handsome guy from my rec basketball team and she’d pack her things and leave. That’s how all my relationships end, but at least I could brag about this one.
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