I really can’t google anything more about Robert Pattinson. The NSA is going to start putting me in their F.A.G. file, which while it contains half of all the world’s most important people, I need somebody to believe I’m straight. Best I could tell before I cut that shit off, this is the girl who sad sack Robert Pattinson convinced to sympathy bang him after he moved his little box of tears of our Kristen Stewart’s place. Riley Keough is also Elvis’ granddaughter. Not that it matters. But it’s something to tell your buddies about after the fact. Unless you’re Robert Pattinson and you have no friends. Fill the box, Rob.
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