Some huge French dickbag stole a famous handicapped swimmer's custom wheelchair. Philippe Croizon is the first quadruple amputee to swim across the English Channel. I couldn't do that shit and I have all my limbs, even if my dick was helping to paddle. Croizon is an inspiration, even if he is afflicted with being French. Well, one of his fellow countrymen stole his special wheelchair while he was swimming with some friends at the beach. There is a special place in hell for a person who steals a wheelchair. He's asked for the thieves to return it because they've robbed him of his ability to get around. But one good thing has come out of this ugly incident: showing that France isn't fucking perfect.
I am so sick of hearing about how much better France is than America. "I'm going to move to France because it is so great because, blah, blah, blah, bullshit." A lot of people think that France is a liberal paradise where nothing goes wrong. It's not like they are as openly racist as an Alabama redneck. Or the fact that there were mass demonstrations when they passed same-sex marriage legislation. Yeah, real fucking liberal. There is also a shit ton of crime there, as this incident shows. 'France is awesome' stopped being the least bit believable about 200-300 years ago. It's time to let that shit go. If you're looking for horrible cultural lies to pin your ideological dreams to, why not how awesome the Cuban healthcare is. You'll probably get an invite to Sean Penn's next cocktail party, even as a thousand more people in Cuba die from catching a cold or stepping on a rusty nail.