Tara Reid Rambles About Sharks And Whales Fucking (VIDEO)

By Jack August 08, 2013 @ 2:57 PM

Tara Reid is dumber than a bag of mentally challenged hammers. She appeared on Shark After-Dark, (which is part of the whole Shark Week thing), on The Discovery Channel with her fellow Sharknado co-star Ian Ziering. She told the host that she did some research on sharks before making the absurd movie about sharks falling from the sky because she didn’t want to sound “stupid”. She then launches into the dumbest most incoherent verbal diarrhea I’ve heard in a while. This ramble is a new level of celebrity stupid. Like, I wouldn’t be surprised if she can’t go to the bathroom by herself or cut her own meat stupid. Here is just a tidbit:

“So I look up sharks on the Internet and I see whale sharks. And I’m like it must mean a whale and a shark had sex. And then I think, well how does a whale and shark have sex? … Because whales are mammals, and sharks are animals. They have nothing to do with each other.”

Yup. She said that. Watch the rest and weep for the fact that someday soon she’s going to announce she’s making offspring.

wwtdd

(3) Comments

  1. avatar
    Shortshanks 08/08/2013 18:09

    Because whales are mammals, and sharks are animals. They have nothing to do with each other.”

    ……Nobel Prize…………for unmatched tit-al structure…..

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    miche the killer 08/08/2013 20:50

    This is exactly how I feel when I listen to a 4-year old who watches too much Discovery but b/c they’re a dumb 4 year old, they get everything all wrong & mixed up. And you just have to nod & be polite instead of telling them how wrong & stupid they are so you don’t mess up their fragile little self-esteem.

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    Skoorb 08/09/2013 12:13

    I’m actually impressed that she knows that whales are mammals… The rest, not so much.

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