The Howe Twins Got Sleeping Around Advice at Slumbering Playboy

August 5, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments

The Howe Twins continue their quest to fuck their way to fame in Hollywood, visiting the headquarters of the failing Playboy Enterprises to develop a winning strategy. Within the walls of Playboy the ambitious girls learned such gems as ‘only go bareback for guys with network deals’, ‘don’t think Corey Feldman can help you in any way’, and ‘all the girls with reality shows go ass to mouth’. It was a lot for the girls to absorb, but you could see the confidence exuding from Carla and Melissa as they left the building, maneuvering around the repo men clearing furniture and the old man’s Ben Wa balls out of the Playboy offices.

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