The Howe Twins continued drive to be plowed until famous in Hollywood took another wrong turn when somebody convinced them polishing the knob of Sam Jones III from Smallville was a solid game plan. Sam Jones was once on top of the D-list, playing Pete Ross, nailing Karissa Shannon in a sex tape (NSFW) and grabbing her titties in public all around town. Then all that success came crashing down when cops found 10,000 tablets of Oxy in his trunk. That’s not good. Sam only got a year in the klink when they determined he was too stupid to be the mastermind of anything. But he’s out now, and since the Howe Twins believed him when he said he was overseas for a year filming a gay karate love story with Ang Lee, he’s getting some twin trim. And the Howe sisters find themselves no closer to landing on the Get Fucking Famous space in the game of Life.
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