The Howe Twins Take on Kandyland

I can’t help but feel the Howe Twins are spinning their wheels in their effort to fuck themselves famous in Hollywood. Lots of activity, very little progress. I wish I could get them in a room, sit them down, and really walk through a sensible, step by step strategy to attain their empty goal. Either that or tell them I’m a big movie producer and get a super twin hummer.

Here’s the Howe Twins at the Kandyland Party at the Playboy Mansion. Trying to stick out at a Playboy party by showing off your tits more than the next girl is the classic sign you lack a thoughtful marketing campaign.

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