This Dude Might Be Kourtney Kardashian’s First Baby Daddy

This dude Michael Girgenti claims he blew his load in Kourtney Kardashian during a time they spent on a photoshoot together, just about nine months before her first bastard kid, Mason, was born. Now he wants a DNA test to see if he’s the father. He says he’s doing it for the fake reason that the child should know his real father. Because, what a fucking joy for that kid to learn that his dad isn’t really an unemployed preppy dick but rather an idiot male model who banged his mom in a dressing room because his dick was hard and he was bored. Kourtney Kardashian’s attorney claims it’s all bullshit and Girgenti is just creating scandal for a pay day, though he was later forced to admit that the entire Kardashian fortune is based on creating scandals for a pay day. I say, swab the kid. Just don’t be surprised if the DNA comes back matching the Nicole Simpson crime scene.