A group of 16 co-workers in New Jersey purchased one of the winning tickets of the recent $448 million Powerball jackpot, and they're living proof of why you should probably reconsider telling your stupid co-workers to fuck off every time they want to chip in for lottery tickets. After taxes and whatever else the government feels that it deserves, each person will take home $3.8 million, which is good enough to make most of them say, "Adios, cocksucker!" to their boss.
In fact, William Seeley claims that he's going to buy a few acres and just "keep watching NASCAR," which is pretty inspiring until you realize that one of his estranged cousins is probably going to set him on fire in his sleep. But in the meantime, what a story!