The WNBA finally did something cool when LA Sparks player Candace Parker head butted the fuck out of her own teammate Nneka Ogwumike. The “ladies” were celebrating Nneka, (don’t ask for a pronunciation), sinking a layup which in the WNBA is big time below the rim excitement. Parker decided that the right way to show team spirit was to us mash her head against Ogwumike like two male rhinos fighting over a rhino bitch. Maybe Parker stumbled on a way to make the WNBA more relevant — blood sport. And I don’t mean the blood that the WNBA team collectively sheds once a month as part of their female goddess responsibilities. No, a straight up Mad Max death game. Chick gladiator ball. I’d watch that shit.