Courtney Stodden Is Milking Those Boobs

By Lex September 24, 2013 @ 5:11 PM

Courtney Stodden Poses In Lingerie For Nuts Magazine
Everybody mocked Courtney Stodden when she got insanely big tits. Everybody but her doctor, her mom, and me. Her doctor got paid. Her mom made a vow when Courtney was a child to never ridicule her semi-retarded daughter. And I knew that Courtney would finally have a way to make money. She wasn’t getting paid when she was pushing up her smaller yabbos in her underaged halter tops and acting crass at public events. She was getting snapped, but no cash. With her circus sized tits, she’s finally getting some peanuts. Celebrity Big Brother, men’s magazine photo shoots. It’s not a fortune, but it puts her on track for decent strip club money, fetish porn, and retirement at age 23 into a modest condo in the Valley selling her used panties online. It’s not the Sandra Day O’Connor story, but which of the two would you rather seeing upside down and naked a foot from your face. Right. Sandra Day.

Photo Credit: Nuts Magazine

(5) Comments

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    Admiral 09/24/2013 22:13

    What a bizarre life she’s chosen to live – imagine being ‘successful’ because you injected your breast with foreign matter in order to make your body look freakishly unnatural and bloated, and then stand in front of cameras while constantly thinking to yourself how much other people must want to screw you.
    Okay, it doesn’t sound THAT bad. If lots of girls wanted to screw me I’d probably try and make money off such an ability. But still, that would be a hard life to live on a constant basis. I’d probably die of an overdose before I made it to thirty-five, ’cause you know the only way justify your existence, at that point, is through prescribed narcotics. Just slip your doctor an extra $500 under the table. All doctors take bribes, trust me.

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    Beylerbey 09/24/2013 22:23

    I was just about to say that she doesn’t look any worse than half the porn chicks I’ve seen, but then it hit me: Lex has never seen a female porn performer. Hence the hate.

    I still think Courtney is the soul of quiet dignity next to Cyrus the Virus.

  3. avatar
    Shortshanks 09/25/2013 08:32


    from the Farrah Abrams thread…

    …..these are the tits you are looking for……

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    RangerLG 09/25/2013 08:45

    First and foremost, I do not classify this as a celebrity. A celebrity actually has talent. This thing is just an attention whore. An attention whore would kill themselves to get attention, hint hint.

  5. avatar
    miche the killer 09/25/2013 12:25

    That comment about her mom is a solid case for verbal abuse & spankings.

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