Here’s what I learned watching the Emmy’s last night. Cory Monteith is still dead. Nobody under the age of 50 watches network television any longer. And television actresses are mostly anorexic, the good looking ones at least. I guess I also relearned that Elton John is depressingly gay, Will Ferrell surprise guest appearances stopped being novel seventeen surprise guest appearances ago, and Tina Fey has real human nipples. That last one was the only part really worth learning. The rest was like algebra.