Here’s what I learned watching the Emmy’s last night. Cory Monteith is still dead. Nobody under the age of 50 watches network television any longer. And television actresses are mostly anorexic, the good looking ones at least. I guess I also relearned that Elton John is depressingly gay, Will Ferrell surprise guest appearances stopped being novel seventeen surprise guest appearances ago, and Tina Fey has real human nipples. That last one was the only part really worth learning. The rest was like algebra.
That one nipple saves the entire production, I’ve just decided.
You want to know how I know your gay?
Lena Dunham is just the sort of homely/cute sexually omnivorous arty chick that was my bread and butter all through dental school but she still really gets on my nerves. I must be getting old.