Futbol Will Never Be Football

I don’t need to get into the details of the sports and why American Football is far more aggressive, bold, and masculine than soccer. Let’s just look at Gareth Bale. He’s the new highest paid British soccer player in the world, well over a hundred million dollars, and he looks like a fairy. That’s not a gay slur, he probably has the heart of a warrior and rails five chicks a night, I mean, he might literally be a fairy. If wings popped out of his back and he started lifting off the ground, I’d not be shocked. They’d probably match his designer belt and purse too. Okay, that felt more like a gay slur.